Food porn!

[reggie11]

I saw this over on Twitter and sniggered like a thirteen year old schoolboy. It came with the caption, "Do you think these are safe to eat?" I responded with, "They'd probably taste like ass." Which got me favorited by someone called Captain Ass Eater O.o

And the mushroom pick-up probably went like this...

Mushroom one: "Hey there big boy, want to play?"

Mushroom two: "Sure why not, you look like a fungi!"

Yeah, yeah...groan.

EDIT: And now, because meus_venator made me, I posted a short mushroom porn ficlet here over at j2_crack. I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that I wrote fungus porn.

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[herminekurotowa.livejournal.com]

Just read it. It's brilliant. ROFL.