Food porn!

[reggie11]

I saw this over on Twitter and sniggered like a thirteen year old schoolboy. It came with the caption, "Do you think these are safe to eat?" I responded with, "They'd probably taste like ass." Which got me favorited by someone called Captain Ass Eater O.o

And the mushroom pick-up probably went like this...

Mushroom one: "Hey there big boy, want to play?"

Mushroom two: "Sure why not, you look like a fungi!"

Yeah, yeah...groan.

EDIT: And now, because meus_venator made me, I posted a short mushroom porn ficlet here over at j2_crack. I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that I wrote fungus porn.

Comments

[saltandburnboys.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD...LMAO....

*crying*

Awesome...just awesome... :-D

xxxxxx

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

Good to see I'm not the only one with a healthy juvenile sense of humour. That pic made my entire morning!

[saltandburnboys.livejournal.com]

Definitely not the only one! Hehe! ;-)

xx

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

Oh God. Now there is a crack ficlet to go with it here. What am I doing? lol

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

Heehee!

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

Meus_venator made me write porn to go with it. here She's the devil.

[fufaraw]

Yeah, I cracked up when that came up on my Tumblr feed. I reblogged it, share the fun, you know, but without comment, since I couldn't think of one as good as yours. Heh.

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

Good, I'm not sure of. Corny, most definitely ;)

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

Guess who convinced me to write mushroom porn here?

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Guffaws!! What a great pic and I love the "you look like a fungi" it just tickles my silly side!!

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

I'm about as silly as you can get!

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

Seeing as you like silly, you might want to take a look at the ficlet meus_vantor made me write to go with the pic here. You can't get more silly than mushroom porn.

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Oh thanks I do like a bit of silly!porn!!

[meus_venator]

OMG!!!!! Did someone photoshop that. TOO FREAKING PERFECT!!! Mushroom sex!!!!

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

Id think it's an actual pic! Mother Nature has a great sense of humour.

[sailorhathor.livejournal.com]

I love that joke, about the mushroom trying to pick up a girl in a bar.

"Ew, I'm not dating a mushroom!"

"Why not? I'm a fungi."

:D

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

Ahh, I've probably heard it in the past and that's how it popped into my head :)

[sailorhathor.livejournal.com]

Your version of the joke is funny too!

[herminekurotowa.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha, this needs an appropriate icon.

Unfortunately, I only have this one.

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

Awesome icon is awesome!

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

Would you like some cracky porn to go with the cracky pic? Here. Who knew mushrooms could be so inspiring.

[herminekurotowa.livejournal.com]

Just read it. It's brilliant. ROFL.

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

*DYING* I am actually crying with lols here!!!

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

Me too!!

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

I just *stares* every time I come back *giggles*

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

Now you can have words to go with the pic. I wrote a ficlet here. I'm obviously losing my mind.

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

You are obviously awesome and there's no arguing with it! :D *runs off to read*

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Look like a fungi...oh lord. Bwhahahha

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

And if you thought that was corny, meus_venator made me push it one step further to write a short mushroom porn ficlet here Eeeek!

[blythechild.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT YOU WROTE FUNGUS PORN ♥

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

I am very strange, hee!

[jessm78.livejournal.com]

LOL, that's priceless :D

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

Mother nature does seem to have a fabulous sense of humour!

[casey28.livejournal.com]

OMG, this is awesome! :D

[reggie11.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard when I saw the pic. It was just too funny not to share :)