What the ever-loving f*#k?

I think I must have broken a few hundred mirrors if the way my luck is at the moment means anything.

If any of my LJ friends have sent an email to me on my private account and gotten no response, it's not because I'm ignoring you. My password won't work, the recovery questions don't match what I had set and it will apparently take between 24-48 hours for the recovery process to work. I'm guessing this has something to do with heartbleed. What it is is a giant pain in my arse. My cat broke my brand new Samsung Galaxy phone last night and now on top of that, I have no email. I may as well be on a deserted island.

To add insult to injury, my new modem was stolen last week and the one I'm using now is as dodgy as hell and I keep losing internet access. Because I use Word Online for my writing, I need internet access which is now constantly cutting out and disappearing for hours at a time. So I'm uncontactable out in the real world and I can't update any of my fics or continue with my extremely behind BB fic. FML! I'd get drunk but there's no alcohol in the house. Grrrrrr.

For those waiting on WIP updates, I'm truly sorry. I will post them the moment I can. That is, if I don't go find a liquor store and drink it!